My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Tweets From The Week
My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Tweets From The Week
“At Waffle House and they talking about Kamala in the kitchen. Trump is cooked. The Waffle House streets do not lie. These the rules.”
Hello everybody! August is here, and Black Twitter has been ACTIVE, mainly because of all the Black excellence we’ve seen at the Paris Olympics!
Hulu / @keatingssixth
Here’s a look at the funniest Black tweets that graced my timeline this week:
1.
“Noah Lyles had a bad start in the 100m, but he still won the race. Got me thinking about how we got off on the wrong foot, but I don’t think it’s too late to cross the finish line together. Hope you get this 🫶🏽” pic.twitter.com/3LSug4ytws
— Melech. (@MelechThomas) August 4, 2024
@MelechThomas
4.
My funniest moment as a tenants’ rights attorney?
I got this call by nursing home residents they want me to come lead a housing rights workshop. I get there. And instead they say “Attorney Goodridge, we need you to tell these staff people we are allowed to have SEX!” pic.twitter.com/9RCIgvzIZL
— Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) August 3, 2024
VH1 / @leahfrombklyn
5.
At Waffle House and they talking about Kamala in the kitchen. Trump is cooked. The Waffle House streets do not lie. These the rules
— Ryan Campbell (@BanUnsweetTea) July 31, 2024
@BanUnsweetTea
7.
Playing restaurant with my kids and I told my 7yo my food was too salty.
Him: because I use salt.
Me: but it’s too much.
Him: eat some grapes and pay.
— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) August 2, 2024
VH1/ @themultiplemom
8.
Kamala got 100 days to see everybody. I woulda had to get some braids
— Reggae Banana (@holadamilola) July 31, 2024
@holadamilola
9.
So my cousin put TVs in both her kids room and she found out they watch it during the night so i suggested a router so she can cut off the internet to the TV when she wants & I set up MDM for her to use. My little cousins said they don’t want to see me ever in life again 😭😭😭
— Shaq🤙🏾 (@triniboyshaq) July 31, 2024
@triniboyshaq
10.
Why the fuck I’m in target by the alcohol section and this white man say “oh the crown royal peach is right here” wtf 😭😭😭😭
— jaden (@reaIrager) August 4, 2024
@reaIrager
12.
I took a pack of salmon and 2 bottles of dove soap from my parents house yesterday. My mom called me this morning like “you black bastard” 😭😭😭
— Léon (@LC_623) July 29, 2024
@LC_623
13.
@BfbDaPackman / @Hoodville_
14.
Club Shay Shay via YouTube / @panduh__ / Via youtube.com
15.
we too old to be recording the fire at hibachi places
— dr1 🦦 (@luhmarispamm) August 3, 2024
@luhmarispamm
16.
Man fuck DC and these dumb ass speeding tickets. They got cameras everywhere dawg, on the light poles, in the bushes, on the crackheads like wtf
— Helly (@HeyyHellyy) July 31, 2024
@HeyyHellyy
17.
@JasmineWashington / @itskillakenz
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