Rounding up the funniest tweets by women each week took a brief hiatus, but we’re back, baby!!! So let’s not waste any time and get right to it! Make sure to follow all these funny ladies on Twitter:
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i talk about men in their early twenties the way mothers talk about their toddlers… “he’s still working on expressing his feelings but he is learning to be curious and is starting to ask a lot of questions”
— 🌟ivy🌟 (@wolktress) September 2, 2024
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don’t let the nerds take the last days of summer from us. they want it to end so they can tweet from inside the home about drinking soup and wearing scarves. this is an annual battle we’ve historically lost because there are more of them but enough is enough.
— joanie (@laracroftbarbie) September 3, 2024
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shrek 2 is a labor day movie because there’s a scene where shrek gains the trust of fairy godmother’s worker by saying he’s from a labor union.
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) September 2, 2024
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sending instagram food links to your partner that say “this looks good” for recipes neither of you will ever make is a type of love language
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) September 4, 2024
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I have to tell a client that the ship carrying her countertops is being held up by pirates and it is too early for this right now
— saddy mayonnaise (@saddymayo) September 3, 2024
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Saw the washing machine only had 6 minutes left so I decided to wait in the basement until it was done. That was 4 hours ago.
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) September 2, 2024
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I finally did it, I asked a man on the tube who was watching football out loud on his phone “got any headphones mate?” AND HE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGISED AND MUTED IT – I am the dragon I am the ball I am the z
— Natasha Hodgson (@NatashaHodgson) September 3, 2024
Again, make sure to follow all these funny ladies on Twitter! Your feed will thank you.
