1. The person about to drive with a 20-foot beam sticking out of their car:
2. The person who is going to have the best Christmas ever, safety be damned:
3. The person who was kind enough to make sure the dresser stayed put on the highway:
4. The person driving the very chic camo-car:
5. The person driving with a bumper television:
6. The person driving with a car full of bricks as if they’re a cartoon character:
7. The most relaxed person in the world:
8. The person driving with a shield buffer:
9. The person driving with the Jinpachi Tekken 2 haircut:
10. The person driving with an EXTENDED ladder:
11. The person playing Car Jenga:
12. The person clutching a plank of wood for dear life:
13. The person who definitely won’t regret putting a big ol’ tank of propane on the back of their car:
14. The person driving a whoooole bunch of loose rocks:
15. The Tire King:
16. The person driving with a car looking like this:
17. The person driving with an open trunk full of projectiles:
18. The person driving a “rusty” tire:
19. The person filling up their tank while puffin’ on a big ol’ cig:
20. The person driving without lights in the rain:
21. The person driving with a dang SNOWMOBILE on top of their car:
22. The person driving with the gas nozzle still connected:
23. The person driving with the world’s smoothest tire:
24. The person driving on the eye of Sauron:
25. The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:
26. The person whose car tire is almost comically destroyed:
27. The person having a scenic drive down the bike path:
28. The person who should’ve never left the high seas:
29. The person with Mt. Marcy on top of their car:
30. The person who gave their car a nice impromptu interior wash:
31. The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:
32. And the person holding on for dear life to some loose wood: