24 Forbidden Foods That You Definitely Shouldn't Eat, But Honestly Look Like They'd Taste Pretty Darn Good
Do you ever see something in the ~wild~ that is 100% inedible and think to yourself, That kind of looks like it would taste good? Well, thanks to r/forbiddensnacks, you now know you’re not alone. From bacon rocks to soda windshield cleaner, here are the seemingly delicious images that truly made me do a double take.
1. Forbidden Ice Cream Sandwich
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Nothing to see here, just some delicious styrofoam packaging.
2. Forbidden Mochi Donut
3. Forbidden Sunny Side Up Eggs
4. Forbidden Baguette
5. Forbidden Brownies
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Dirt has never looked so fudgy.
6. Forbidden Peanut Butter
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10/10 would throw this shoe cream on a PB&J.
7. Forbidden Cheese Puffs
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I need to know the story behind this label.
8. Forbidden Cereal
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They’re ancient Assyrian tablets, not shredded wheat.
9. Forbidden Soda
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Decisions on packaging design were definitely…made.
10. Forbidden Steak
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There’s some debate in the comments over what this “rare steak” actually is, but many seem to think it’s slag (a byproduct from smelting metals).
11. Forbidden Ramen
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This is likely calcium and lime buildup, and it’s making me feel VERY uneasy.
12. Forbidden Bacon
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Why do rocks look so tasty?!
13. Forbidden Banana
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It look me way too long to catch this one.
14. Forbidden Pasta
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If I were served this, I’d struggle to tell the difference.
15. Forbidden Gelato
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Another acceptable answer: Cotton Candy Trix Yogurt.
16. Forbidden Barbecue Sauce
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Once again, we need to discuss the importance of package design.
17. Forbidden Chocolate Chip Cookies
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Yes, they’re cork coasters, and yes, I’d be the person to accidentally take a bite.
18. Forbidden Marshmallows
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These wild marshmallows are actually hay bales wrapped in plastic.
19. Forbidden Cheeseburger
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This melty cheese is a FROG, you guys.
20. Forbidden Milk
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Someone chose violence that day.
21. Forbidden Ravioli
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Pizza roll would also be acceptable, but some comments say this is a concretion.
22. Forbidden Gummy Candy
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You can’t tell me these little pieces of plastic aren’t fun new Gushers.
23. Forbidden Berry Yogurt
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Unfortunately, I don’t think anyone could successfully digest this lime plaster.
24. And finally, Forbidden Caramels
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These tacks are probably just as hard as Werther’s Originals.
Please let me know which one you’re tempted to munch on in the comments.
