People Are Losing It Over Martha Stewart’s Racy New Thirst Trap
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Martha Stewart is a woman of many, many, many talents.
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The 82-year-old multi-hyphenate is an elite entrepreneur.
She’s an accomplished author.
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She’s a celebrated cook.
She’s a gifted gardener.
She’s a talented TV and podcast host.
She’s everybody’s No. 1 choice for their dream blunt rotation.
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And she’s the master of the thirst trap.
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Earlier this year, Ms. Martha posed for Sports Illustrated and delectably dismantled the internet.
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If that went over your head, Ms. Martha is too talented to break anything.
Remember in 2020 when she comforted fans with a thirsty dip in her East Hampton pool?
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Or perhaps you remember last year when she gave us something to sip on with this tasteful Green Mountain Coffee Roasters partnership.
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Now, she’s back in her thirsty bag of tricks with a new low-cut nightgown, and it’s her best serve yet.
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“After an eight-hour plane trip from Westchester to Palm Beach — horrible, by the way — we went to bed early and wore my beautiful @sabbiarosa nightgown (linen with robe). I didn’t look so bad when I got up, at least not as bad as I did when I went to bed — it must be the $$$$$ outfit!!” Martha captioned the Instagram post.
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Of course, the internet is losing it over Ms. Martha’s latest trap, and it’s 100% warranted. Here’s what they’re saying:
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Thanks for quenching our thirst, Ms. Martha!
