These 17 Internet Fails From This Week Will Make You Laugh So Hard You Might Cry A Little
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you made it through one week, only for another one to start right afterward. Yes, that’s right — it’s Monday again. At least we have these 17 hilarious fails from this past week to get us through it:
1. It’s hard to remember someone you saw through a cloud of smoke, sir.
last night i was standing outside a bar bc i needed a breather and a guy came up to me and offered a cig and i said how do you know i smoke and he said i’ve given you cigs on two different occasions where you’ve cried outside this bar and talked to me about your ex lmfao
— lauren ♈️ (@cruellittlecat) September 15, 2024
2. Glad we could have a moment to relate.
Asked Nonna what her biggest insecurity was when she was a young woman. She said she didn’t have time for that because of Mussolini
— gabriella (@000011111111_) September 16, 2024
3. This child is wise beyond her years.
Helping my daughter clean her room and not only are we finding cash stashed in random places but she apparently also has a storage box full of unboxed gifts she’s received that she goes to when she “needs a little treat”
— House of M💜 (@TanaIsBananas) September 15, 2024
5. Okay. Now I’m muted.
Wife: WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE KITCHEN NAKED.
Me: Who cares? I’m on a conference call. No one can see.
Boss: Okay just a reminder for everyone to mute themselves.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 16, 2024
6. Please wave from your seat.
Thinking about the time my 2 yr old unbuckled his seatbelt and stood up to wave at a passing cop. I got a ticket and my 2 yr old got a sticker recruiting him to be a police officer.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) September 18, 2024
8. It’s called investing, babe.
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11. This is devastating, Gladys.
Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I’d rather it have been porn they’re calling me Gladys
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) September 18, 2024
12. The true definition of being a home cook.
Of course I’m gonna buy this one obscure ingredient for this recipe I’m only going to make once and then let it take up space in my fridge until it expires.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) September 18, 2024
13. So I guess I’ll just look at more frogs, then.
Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds
Me: I was refilling my vape
Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that
— cardinal copium (@emotionalpedant) September 17, 2024
14. Elsa is outside my range, kiddo.
explaining to my daughter that mommy is an alto 2 and a lot of these disney songs and nursery rhymes are not in my exquisite range
— am rod (@arod_twit) September 17, 2024
15. I just want to go inside. Why is the car honking?
I’m not saying I need more sleep, I’m just saying I tried to open the front door of the house by pointing my car key fob at it
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 18, 2024
17. And finally, apparently, animals have return-to-office initiatives too.
i just got an email from our hr department informing us that, “regrettably”, our office has become “inundated” with raccoons and as of this morning, after an incident where one raccoon fell thru the ceiling, they’ve decided to let us work from home
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) September 16, 2024
