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If Your Taste Leans More “Vintage Ad” Than 2024, You’ll Want These 41 Products

1. A lava lamp, the coolest thing you ever owned as a kid, that you may have just realized you NEED again. Go ahead, turn off your overhead lighting, and turn on this little bit of bliss whenever you’re in the mood to be soothed by the best night light we humans ever invented.

Promising review: “This is perfect. Just a classic lava lamp, and it adds ambiance to whatever room you put it in. My inner child is so happy.” —Hannah Lloyd

Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in four styles).

2. A crewneck lace button-up perfect for donning when the weather is sweltering, but you still feel it’s time for a proper, dressed-up picnic. Delightful! How posh!

Simple Retro

Simple Retro is a woman-owned small biz with a passion for vintage and retro clothes ranging from the ’50s to the ’80s. Eighty-seven percent of their workers are women and they ensure ethical factory working conditions.

Promising review: “Very sweet whimsical top that is light and airy. Perfect for summer or great with a sweater over it in fall. Fit me true to size.” —Kathy

Get it from Simple Retro for $39 (available in sizes S–L).

3. classic picnic basket with no detail spared, to help you create memorably beautiful days in the park. The carefully crafted willow wicker has a fully lined interior of navy and white fabric. The set includes glass and metal dishware *and* a zippered cooling compartment. Get ready for a Victorian-worthy picnic. Don’t forget your parasol and pinafore. 

West Elm

This 22-piece set includes: four porcelain plates, four forks, four knives, four spoons, four wineglasses, and a corkscrew.

Get it from West Elm for $100.

4. A pack of 24 retro Halloween postcards that’ll give you an excuse to send your loved ones some snail mail this autumn. OR be like me and keep them all to yourself! They easily double as decor. Sorry, loved ones.

Amazon, Mallory Mower / BuzzFeed

I love decorating for the holidays but I try to keep things thrifty. These cards were just what I was looking for! I use them as decor (my kitchen is pictured above, right). They fill a lot of space when on display, without taking up basically any storage space during the rest of the year.

Promising review:These are quite beautiful and I almost don’t want to send them out because I like them so much. They are a very classic style so if you’re looking for scary cards these may not be what you’re looking for. Since they are reprints of old vintage styles, some of them are not as crisp. The photos are mostly drawn in that style to begin with so it’s not something that detracts from them in the slightest. Overall they are worth the money and I’d definitely buy them again.” —Jama Lama

Get them from Amazon for $15.99.

5. A handmade suitcase portable turntable with a design that suggests you snagged it from the set of Mad Men, even though the tech is anything but old school. This can convert your records into MP3 files, and it’s compatible with 33, 45, and 78 rpm records. 

Promising review: “This works AWESOME. And my husband absolutely loves it. I bought this for him for Christmas and he thought it was the coolest thing. It’s also nice that it’s portable as it has a strap to carry it, and a latch to keep it closed. For what you pay for this product, you get all of it back and more.” —Amber

Get it from Amazon for $109.95.

6. A vintage cookware ad you can put on your kitchen wall for inspiration when you think you just might forgo the takeout tonight and try some of the family recipe cards your grandma gave you. Beef bourguignon can’t be *that* hard to make… right?

PopMat / Etsy

PopMat is a small business located in Seattle, Washington.

Promising review: “Perfect! Quick delivery. Exceeds expectations. Protected in a sleeve. Perfect kitschy cute for my kitchen. Would order from this vendor again. 💕” —Rebecca

Get it from PopMat on Etsy for $19.50+ (available in four sizes).

7. An MTV tee for folks who sometimes miss turning on channel 29 and spending the day in front of the TV waiting for “Hungry Like the Wolf” to come on so Duran Duran could rock their musical minds. 

Promising review: “This is a cute shirt. I’ve worn it and washed it several times and it hasn’t worn out or shrunk. I get lots of compliments on it.” —Kanisha

Get it from Amazon for $23.50 (available in men’s sizes S–6X, women’s sizes S–3X, and five colors).

8. A 1965 edition of Mystery Date (which I personally own and love so much) for folks who know that playing a date night game is much more fun than the games that get played on actual dates. 

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Number of players: 2 to 4

Recommended age: 8+

Pieces: one die, four cardboard players, a game book (with the OG artwork), 48 outfits cards, door (with photos of the dates inside), and instructions.

Promising review: “This is a silly, throwback game to 50s styles and attitudes, but fun to play with your besties — especially after a glass or two of wine!! Perfect for a night in.” —Kindle Customer

Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

9. A pair of classic Oxford saddle shoes for folks who want the *look* of vintage kicks without compromising comfort. These are lightweight and feature breathable liners, so you can sock hop ’til you drop! 

Psst — if you have Amazon Prime Wardrobe, you can try this piece out before you buy it! 

Promising review: “I absolutely love these shoes! They are the most comfortable shoes I have ever had and I get tons of compliments on them every time I wear them. They’re made with quality, and they are absolutely outstanding!” —Pete Setian

Get it from Amazon for $79.99+ (available in women’s sizes 6–11 and four styles).

10. A 1986 version of Clue, a beloved board game complete with a dark and foreboding mansion, sinister suspects, and hidden weapons. You’re gonna need to use your powers of deduction to solve the mystery and be the first to identify the killer, the weapon, and the location.

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Number of players: 3-6

Recommended age: 8+

Pieces: Illustrated mansion board, pewter candlestick, knife, wrench, pipe, gun, plastic rope, weapon cards, character cards, one case file, and six plastic character pawns. 

Promising review: “We try to get the family one game every Christmas, and we chose this one! This retro edition is so fun. My girls love the mystery of this game and we enjoy being brought back to our childhood. Great for family night or rainy day!” —GreenChile33

Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

11. An aged storage box with four drawers for makeup, stationery, *or* your collection of antique postcards.

Promising review: “I purchased two sets of these wonderful little gems. They hold my scissors, medicine, jewelry, sweets, recipes etc. I highly recommend these gems!” —Rosa M.

Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

12. A rather retro air fryer — this has 10 preset digital functions to air fry, toast, bake, broil, roast, reheat, warm, slow cook, and dehydrate every single curious recipe you find yourself saving on TikTok. Everyone in the mood for cottage pie? Sure you are.

Promising review: “I recently bought this air fryer. It has a sleek design and cool color, adding a modern touch to my kitchen. Setting up was a breeze, and the user-friendly control panel makes it easy to adjust settings depending on what I am cooking. Efficient cooking, consistent results, and easy cleanup make it the perfect addition to my kitchen. Overall, a very solid choice!” —Xinkai Chen

Get it from Amazon for $199.99+ (available in six colors). 

13. And a matching 12-cup programmable coffee maker with a warming plate that’ll last two hours (and then automatically turn off) and the ability to schedule your perfect pour whenever you need it!  

Promising review: “We have had a few other appliances from Nostalgia, and we’ve been very pleased with the brand, so when my wife was looking for a coffee maker and we saw this was Nostalgia brand, the purchase was a no-brainer. It looks great on our counter; it works pretty much like every other coffee pot, and the reusable filter is a great touch, too. And my wife swears this coffee is better than the last coffee maker.” —G. King 

Get it from Amazon for $79.97+ (available in four colors). 

14. A pair of crystal drawer knobs sure to enhance your modern, modular furniture by making it look straight off the set of The Antiques Roadshow.

Promising review: “I used these on bifold doors as the door handles. They are very pretty and have a subtle amount of bling when light hits the crystal! They are heavy and very well made. Installation was simple. I really love them on my doors!!” —Amazon Customer

Get them from Amazon for $28.95 (available in five colors).

15. A retro candy box so even your tastebuds can enjoy a blast from the past.

Made

The candies in this box span from the 1940s–1990s and include treats like candy cigarettes, Razzles, Pop Rocks, Chuckles, Big Hunks, Candy Buttons, Mallow Creams, Abba Zaba, Reeds, and more!

Get it from Made for $35.

16. A pair of bell-bottom leggings reviewers love because the material is supportive and soft, so you can groove without uncomfortable buttons and zippers from jeans getting in the way of your smooth moves. 

Promising review: “Oh my. These are by far the most comfortable and versatile leggings at this price point. I have to wear black pants and not athletic wear for work. When I wore them to work, no one could believe they were leggings and could pass for straight-legged pants. They are so comfortable and do not roll. The flare is one of the best features. Needless to say, they all wanted to link. I purchased several black pairs and others in different colors. These are a must-have.” —M

Get them from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes S–XXL and nine styles).

17. A sleek tie-neck number — throw this striking dress on and put the “power” back in “PowerPoint presentation.” Joan Harris, is that you?

Promising review: “Loved EVERYTHING about this. The color, retro styling, and fit are amazing. Wore it to a work-related event…Still receiving compliments.” —Ingrid Cox Russell

Get it from Amazon for $39.59 (available in sizes S–XXL and 21 colors). 

18. The Blockbuster Game designed with several activities in one. Enjoy a hearty dose of nostalgia remembering all the times you roamed around the aisles of a movie rental store *while* brushing up on your knowledge of the cinema. This game is a race to see who can describe, quote, and act out three different movies the fastest. Play this once and I’m certain you’ll want to hit “rewind.” 

Amazon

Number of players: 4-12

Recommended age: 12+

Pieces: 260 cards, 1 electronic timer, 1 game board, 1 Blockbuster sign, and instructions.

Promising review: “This game is so much fun and absolutely hilarious. The rules are very simple and it really is true — if you have seen some movies, you can play this game. You don’t need to be a movie aficionado. I played this once at a party and immediately bought it and took it to a game night where two more people also ended up buying it, it’s just that much fun!” —Jen

Get it from Amazon for $20.51.

19. A gold and floral lace table runner, because your home of yesteryear won’t be complete without a handful of pieces that look swiped straight from your grandparents’ attic.

Promising review: “This is a beautiful, high-quality table runner! Vintage and handmade looking. Good weight. Something Grandma or Great Aunt used to make. Highly recommend! You won’t be sorry! :)” —Karen Ledesma

Get it from Amazon for $18.99 (available in various sizes).

20. An MCM wall clock so you can prove to the naysayers that minimalism will always be bold.

Amazon

Promising review: “I love this retro clock. It’s the perfect size for my small kitchen. It was easy to hang and looks great. I haven’t used a clock in years in my home (besides digital), and I love the look.” —BeachDogKC

Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in six colors).

21. And a similar bedside alarm clock for folks who wanna wake up like we did before you could easily hit the snooze button on your cell phone’s screen but after we had nothing but the sunrise and a rooster. Your neighborhood won’t let you have a rooster.

Promising review: “Small, cute, functional clock. It’s simple and user-friendly. Great for travel or to use at home. It emits no ticking sound, perfect for those who need silence at night, and has a standard beep alarm. I’ve used it as a bedside alarm clock and have found it to be accurate. I’ve used it simply to display in the living room as well, because it looks great anywhere! It’s only downside is there doesn’t seem to be a light/glowing hands to determine the time in the dark if needed, which can be helpful if you’re using it as a bedside alarm. Otherwise, it’s a great clock.” —Kinsey Maneval 

Get it from Amazon for $21.03+ (available in three colors). 

22. A veiled bust that’ll be an eerily lovely centerpiece on your dining room table, treating your home to the ageless elegance only marble busts can pull off… with your own cemetery-chic flair. 

Promising review: “This bust was the perfect size and had just the right balance of elegance and spookiness I was aiming for! I highly recommend this as a centerpiece to elevate any space you might be decorating!” —Richard Hang

Get it from Amazon for $42.89.

23. A retro toaster so cute, it’ll make you want to redecorate your entire home to fit its ’50s aesthetic. Your checking account is about to be toast. Worth it.

Promising review: “The color is perfect and my first slices of toast were too. It’s easy to adjust. I used the included guide with pictures to adjust the knob based on how dark I like my toast. It was exactly how I like it. My old toaster was basically giving me warm bread. Not this little baby. I’m so happy I found it, and that I didn’t wait to buy it.” —Shytel

Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in 10 colors).

24. A drippy disco ball with a flat back so you can easily hang it, giving your gallery wall some extra glam.

Promising review: “I love this disco ball wall hanging! It is very lightweight, so I’m not worried about it falling off my wall. The disco tiles look so good, there are hardly any gaps between the tiles which surprised me considering how curvy the shape of the disco ball drips are. I really like the hanger that is attached to the back, I know it is securely hanging on the nail in my wall. It takes up the perfect amount of space and I love how it looks in my home!” —Jamie Evans

Get it from Amazon for $64.99.

25. A storage trunk so you can keep your precious pinafores in luggage that matches their era and thus, aura. 

Promising review: “I bought this just as a conversation piece. I have a small apartment so I use it as a small coffee table (you must use a coaster). It’s very durable — not as large as a full trunk. It fits throws, if you don’t want to put them on your sofa. The leather straps are a nice look and work great. If you like the look of the design on the website than you will love this item.” —Will

Get it from Amazon for $56.99.

26. ceiling medallion sure to add a great deal of elegance to your space. If you’re starting to turn your builder’s grade place into the Victorian home of your dreams, this is sure to have things looking up from the start!

This is available in a large collection of colors, but several reviewers mention that it’s easy to paint if you’d like the color to be just so.

Promising review: “These medallions were much prettier than I expected and were super smooth for reception of paint. It took me a few days to decide on the color placement and style, as they will be in rooms that are visible to one another. Pre-colored medallions are expensive; doing it myself saved me money I used to upgrade my chandeliers.” —Cris

Get it from Amazon for $62.05+ (available in 60 colors).

27. Or a pack of lightweight glue-on foam ceiling tiles for covering up popcorn ceilings and turning your home into a historic stunner, despite it being built in 1987. 

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Promising review: “If you’re even considering doing it JUST DO IT!! I can’t even begin to tell you how easy this was and the end result is mind blowing! When people come over (we’re remodeling our newly purchased home built in 1865) their jaws drop. We put this in the sunroom/eat in kitchen area. We love it so much we’ll be doing it in the bar area of the dining room. When you actually get them on the ceiling and look at your finished product, you’d never guess it’s styrofoam. Caulking between the tiles was crucial to giving its overall look. That was the most difficult part. My advice (from watching hours of YouTube videos and doing research) find the center of the ceiling and work your way out. It took us two hours to do a fairly large space. We definitely overestimated how many it would take but I’m glad we had extra on hand in the case we messed one up. Also — make sure your blade is SHARP!” —Steven

Get them from Amazon for $25.96+ (available in packs of 8, 48, or 96 and in eight colors).

28. An ashtree wood speaker with a look that’ll take things waaay way back, despite being positively packed with must-have modern functions. It’ll connect through Bluetooth and AUX while also functioning as a dial-controlled AM/FM radio. The most attention-grabbing feature? It’s a wireless charging pad. Just place your phone on the top — no need to have the music stop!

Amazon

Fuse Audio is a small business that specializes in retro-style radios and vinyl record players. 

Promising review: “I’m very pleased with this purchase. It has a warm sound and, unlike some other brands, doesn’t betray the retro vibe with digital volume or tuning controls. It works exactly like the old radios but with the bonus of Bluetooth and wireless charging. I also love the details, like the side speaker vents and the feel of the volume and tuning knobs. Everything about it speaks quality. The only thing about its appearance that tells me this isn’t an an actual 1940s or ’50s radio is its size, which is slightly smaller than the real McCoy.” —Placeholder

Get it from Amazon for $84.99

29. A pair of scallop edge pillow covers for adding a whimsical touch of cozy, curvy charm to an armchair, sofa, or your bed. These cute cushions have me feeling all squiggly inside!

FYI, inserts are not included with these covers! If you need pillow inserts too, grab this top-rated option for $15.99!

Promising review: “I love these…I’m honestly so happily surprised by how good these are. I’ve kept them on the pillows for months now. The fabric quality and overall construction are good! Zippers are great and are protected from lots of wear. The fabric is quite soft, and the color is exactly as pictured! They fit my party theme but now also work in my everyday decor! I love them.” —Laurel

Get a set of two from Amazon for $25.49+ (available in three sizes and twelve colors).

30. holographic cloud mug and saucer set with a blooming, bubbly silhouette that’ll make you feel like you’re snuggling up with Funshine Bear in the cloudy land of Care-A-Lot every time you pour yourself a cup of chamomile. 

Promising review: “I recently purchased both the yellow and pink sets of cups and saucers, and I must say, they are absolutely adorable! The unique design and colors instantly caught my eye, and I couldn’t resist adding them to my collection. One of the things I love about these sets is their versatility. I occasionally like to mix and match the cups with different saucers, such as using the pink cup with the yellow saucer and vice versa. This adds a fun and playful element to my table setting and is always a conversation starter when I have guests over. Overall, I highly recommend them to anyone looking for cute and unique cups and saucers to add a touch of charm to their table setting.” —Sophie&Sam

Get it from Amazon for $18.98+ (available in five colors and as a set of four).

31. A terribly cool Tetris-esque lamp that’s actually stackable! Adjust this ’80s-era light whenever you get the hankering for a game of furniture Tetris. You’re getting older, old enough to remember when Tetris came out… give your back a break. 

Amazon

Promising review: “I’m loving my Tetris light!! And the ability to change it around is amazing — favorite item in the house!!!” —Leah Spencer

Get it from Amazon for $23.99 (available in two styles).

32. A set of Bridgerton-inspired art prints for folks who would gladly jump back in time if it meant being in Queen Charlotte’s court. Those who still get an instant shot of serotonin every time they hear, “Dearest gentle readers, did you miss me?” 

Maria and Alexandra / Etsy

This art print set is a digital download that you can print out at home, through an online printing service, or your local print shop. If doing it on your own, the seller suggests using thick, high-quality cardstock or heavyweight art paper (80 lb / 220 gsm or heavier like this) for the best results. Reviewers say it’s easy to do and even more beautiful in person!

Maria and Alexandra is a family-owned Etsy shop run by pop culture enthusiasts and identical twins who create digital art together.

Promising review: “Excellent prints! Love how these turned out!” —darvuax

Get a set of eight from Maria and Alexandra on Etsy for $11.48.

33. An electric can opener/knife sharpener — if you’re into cooking with canned goods, this stylized *treasure* deserves a spot of honor on your counter. Get ready to cook with the very best sous chef. 

Promising review: “I was looking for a basic simple can opener with a bit of style…this one is it! Works very well, opens cans smoothly. Also the color is perfect!” —Jennifer Cooley

Get it from Amazon for $15.97+ (available in seven colors). 

34. A retro fan so you can show off your old soul one appliance at a time. The golden days of Hollywood were also the golden days of interior design… this cutie can prove it!

Promising review: “This fan is very heavy duty, all metal, and looks like it’s from the ’50s or ’60s. Great design, and great air flow! It’s very quiet, and pushes the air pretty well. Movement up and down is really easy. It is fixed side to side and does not rotate in those directions. The switch is on the back, and is a turn dial. The front is a gorgeous copper, which looks fantastic next to the green. You will LOVE this little fan!” —HarleyQ

Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in four styles).

35. A tassel pendant ceiling light with a satisfyingly sultry appearance — it’s gonna look like you nicked this right out of a 1920s speakeasy before rehoming it in your entryway. 

Mitzi

This is a ceiling mounted design that is not compatible with a sloped surface. Be sure to grab an elongated bulb to go with it! 

Named after their grandmother, Mitzi is a family-owned business located in the Hudson Valley in New York. After three generations working in lighting, Mitzi was created to offer high end, statement lighting at approachable prices. The owners talk about how their grandmother inspired this work, saying, “Grandma Mitzi’s well-designed, eclectic style inspired the whole thing. As a painter and antique collector, Mitzi had an eye for finding the perfect piece at the right price.” Now the company’s mission is to help consumers do the same thing.

Get it on sale from Mitzi for $188 (available in three colors).

36. A hot pink, lip-shaped settee basically begging to be placed underneath *your* wall-sized print of the original 1959 Barbie. If you don’t have one, it’s time to have one. Kisses! 

Minimal & Modern

Promising review: “I ordered the lip couch and was honestly skeptical of the price. But oh wow! This couch is so amazing. Very soft and exactly what I wanted. The delivery was very simple and they placed the couch in my apartment no problem! Definitely recommend!” —Owner

Get it from Minimal & Modern for $799 (originally $1,439).

37. A charming embroidered cherry cardigan — once you put this on, you may find yourself strolling the streets of your city asking cafes where you can get your hands on a classic egg cream.

Promising review: “Super soft, high-quality sweater with real buttons!! It’s a ’50s style cut, so perfect for high-waisted jeans/pencil skirts or with a black tank top and skinny jeans with wedges. Very good quality!!” —April

Get it from Amazon for $31.99 (available in sizes S–3XL and five colors).

38. A lip gloss charm (because why NOT?!) featuring the ceramic cat your great aunt Blanche totally had in her living room your entire adolescence. Love her. 

A Shop of Things

This pleasant accessory has a stretchy band that measures 0.5″ and fits over pens, glosses, and the like. 

A Shop of Things is a small, woman-run business and is located in Nashville, Tennessee. 

Get it from A Shop of Things for $12.

39. And a nourishing warm French red lip balm that looks like it was plucked right out of a magazine rack in the 1950s! This is made with vegan, cruelty-free ingredients that’ll have your lips looking and feeling hydrated without being shiny for a *fancy* less-is-more look.

Jouer Cosmetics, Jouer Cosmetics

Every once in a while I come across a beauty product that I know is a new staple from the moment I try it on. When I first put this on my lips the little narrator inside my head said, “Oh, this is it.” And narrator me was RIGHT! It goes on so smooth it feels like a spa treatment. No kidding. I prefer to only wear sunscreen and a bold lip — that’s my whole makeup routine. Which means the lipstick matters. I hate having a balm underneath drying lipstick, but I like a bold color. This is an all-in-one product that doesn’t dry out and can be applied several times without feeling bulky or looking chipped. It’s a gift to our lips.

Promising review: “Best lipstick/balm I’ve ever owned. Beautiful colors. Feels natural on my lips. My new go-to everyday lipstick.” —Lisa O.

Get it from Jouer Cosmetics for $28 (or subscribe and save).

40. A kitchen clock with a timer and thermometer, this useful piece is gonna add some cheerful personality to your place if you feel like you were born in the wrong ~time.~ 

Promising review: “This clock is perfect for my little red cabin kitchen. I appreciate the triple functions of the timer, temperature, and clock. For the price I think it’s worth it. It’s true bright red.” —S. Aheirs

Get it from Amazon for $21.95 (available in eight colors).

41. A microwave dinner wall sculpture to serve up a heaping dose of tasty, tasty nostalgia in your home. Did I mention these *sparkle?!* Delicious.

Bogus Bites / Etsy

The minute I saw Bogus Bites, I knew it’d be one of my all-time favorite Etsy shops! They are located in Reading, Pennsylvania and the whole site is a smorgasbord of nostalgic eye candy. Owner and designer, Chelsea has crafted up microwave dinner sculptures, chicken nugget car vents, jelly cake home decor, and *so* much more. BRB, telling my family these are all I want for the rest of my birthdays. 

Promising review: “Absolutely obsessed with it!!” —Sydney Roberts

Get it from Bogus Bites on Etsy for $75 (available in two colors).

Reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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