Hi! Here’s a stock photo of salespeople at a reputable business! You can trust them!
And here’s what I imagine some of the people in this “selling stuff online” post look like.
Why do I imagine they look like that? Well, take a look at the products they’re selling, like…
1. …this “like new” gaming chair that’s more “like ew”:
2. These DIY’d condom hair clips some enterprising soul is selling online:
3. And this bucket of leftover KFC “posted about a day ago,” ugh:
4. Then there’s this window tinting service, advertising with this before and after photo:
5. This dresser from a “pet free home,” which — if you look closely at the photo — doesn’t quite seem “pet free”:
6. And this bundle of 187 ciggy butts…which could be yours for the amazing price of just $15:
7. This most likely stolen robot vacuum with the security alarm still on it:
8. This PlayStation controller (which I really hope was posted as a joke):
9. And this boat…with some of the seller’s embarrassing personal business scrawled across the front:
10. These, uh, baby teeth:
11. This smart watch with some not-so-smart decisions visible in the background:
12. And this “very unique” item that is also very regrettable:
13. This jumbled mix of women’s used underwear:
14. This mattress which may be barely used by humans, but…:
15. And — dear god — this used toilet bowl brush someone is trying to resell:
16. This “wild camper ride” (you NEED to read the description on this one, trust me):
17. This Nintendo DS…being advertised with this shirtless shot:
18. And this computer being sold…with some cleavage:
19. These adult DVDs someone inherited from their deceased dad (“they are not soft!”):
20. This mattress, which even at this price is too much!
21. These eyelashes made out of COCKROACH LEGS:
22. These — oh boy — positive pregnancy tests:
23. And lastly, saved spots in line at the DMV being sold for only $100!!!: