Last week was simply nooo exception to our summer of chaos. So, from political memes to Olympic moments to all the randomness in between, here are all the funniest tweets from last week:
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Y’all my dog has been blind with cataracts for 4 years. We randomly had an earth quake the other day and coincidentally this mf cataract shifted to the bottom of his eye and now he can kinda see out his pupil again 😭😭😭 he’s been living his best life on his recent walks bruh
— † Sponge (@iSponge_) August 2, 2024
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people who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. its labor day and theyre like waittt u know what would be perfect rn
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 4, 2024
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Walmart lock up the most basic shit. Fucking $10 elf primer. Took me 15 minutes to find an employee and 20 minutes for them to find a key just for me to still steal it for my inconvenience.
— trapper/rapper (@lonthecelebrity) July 29, 2024
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i remember when i was 8 one of my friends told me he was from korea and i asked whether he was from north or south and i was so proud bc i knew there were two of them and he looked at me like i was a fucking moron
— jess! (@jessicobra) August 1, 2024
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Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies.. I just get so passionate about feminism
— Tony Statovci (@tonystatovci) August 4, 2024
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This boy flirted with me in Spanish and I tried to flirt back and he said “aw it’s so cute when you speak duolingo to me” okay wow..
— ARCHANGEL (@archangelcdj) July 29, 2024
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what if airpods had tongues and they started licking the inside of ur ears to indicate they’re low on battery
— ጋ (@astrrals) August 2, 2024
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I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) July 30, 2024
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tw death
my dad bought me a new birth certificate (or tried to) and they accidentally printed a death certificate so legally im dead
— lyndsey ⋆⭒˚.⋆ IS MEETING DNP (@crazycar_) July 29, 2024
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My card declined while buying a homeless a Burger king meal and he laughed at me. He said sit out here with me. Somebody will come through for us 😂
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) July 30, 2024
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When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of
— LorazeKim ™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🏁 (@_KimberleyAnna) August 4, 2024
