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50 People Who Just Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You
If you just had the absolute worst august, just remember…
1. The person whose shoes just got a whole lot heavier:
2. The person who might not be there after all:
3. The person who did the unthinkable:
4. The person whose car no longer belongs to them:
5. The person with the tiniest rug around:
6. The person whose car got into a tiny little accident:
7. The person who got the Michael Scott special in the hospital:
8. The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:
9. The person who was betrayed by the suction:
10. The person who had an absolutely fascinating BM:
11. The person who’s cookin’ up some good old fashioned fried iPhone, just like mom used to make:
12. The person whose avocados have seen things… terrible things:
13. The person who will be finding little beads until the end of time:
14. The person who created a new species via their pasta:
15. The person who got a light show rivaled only by that of one Christopher Kuroda:
16. The person who added a little extra flavor to their eggs:
17. The person who might have made a tiny mistake:
18. The person who learned a valuable laundry lesson that day:
19. The person who will never use scissors so brazenly again:
20. The person who hates their new roommate:
21. The person with the absolute worst seat in the house:
22. The person who wanted that which they could never have:
23. The person with the biggest spoon this side of the mighty Mississipp’:
24. The person who seems to be celebrating the Lord’s evacuations:
25. The person whose AirPod is on the trip of a lifetime:
26. The person whose cabbage has seen things… terrible things:
27. The person who provided free, fun transportation to hundreds of baby ticks:
28. The person whose entire life is coming apart, starting with their shoes:
29. The person whose car is on an island all its own:
30. The person who made a big, big, big, big mistake:
31. The person who’s gonna be eating good for lunch:
32. The person who had a little trouble with the creatures of the deep:
33. The person whose child might just have a future in the art world:
34. The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again:
35. The person who will now be standing for the duration of their trip:
36. The person whose fridge is housing some sort of Prometheus situation:
37. The person who will live the rest of their days like Nosferatu:
38. The person who experienced something truly special at the theater:
39. The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault:
40. The person whose center console is good and caffeinated:
41. The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper:
42. The person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans:
43. The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job:
44. The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend:
45. The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now:
46. The person who will be gooped up for days:
47. The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants:
48. The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024:
49. The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance:
50. And the person whose driving would make Keith Moon proud:
