If you just had a bad, bad, bad week, just remember…
1. The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:
2. The person who will be using a lint roller on their jeans until the cows come home:
3. The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:
4. The person whose dreams were smashed before their eyes:
5. The person who ordered extra mold on their pizza:
6. The person whose patio table simply ceased to exist:
7. The person who straight up had a Hanna-Barbera cartoon moment while fishin’ down at the crick:
8. The person who learned time’s oldest lesson:
9. The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:
10. The person whose package has found its eternal resting place:
11. The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:
12. The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:
13. The person who pretty much got stuck like they’re a character in The Sims:
14. The person who was betrayed by the pancake they loved the most:
15. The person who left a trail of berry:
16. The person who created this monstrosity:
17. The person whose rear-end is now accepting thoughts and prayers:
18. The person who got a little extra value in their lunch today:
19. And the person whose plant is laughing at them from the Great Beyond: