Here’s the thing — I know how hard you work, and how difficult it is to find the right tools (or toys) to help you unwind after your gruelling day-to-day. Which is why I’ve put together a list that’s guaranteed to feature something that’ll get your heart beating a little faster.
Treat yourself now and tap into a world of pleasure for the unforeseeable future.
1. This bedside staple, Wanda, which features 10 modes and a compact design that delivers powerful, rumbly vibrations for intense pleasure — anytime, anywhere.
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Whether you’re a beginner or veteran when it comes to self-directed pleasure, wands can make or break your climax, disappointment is not an option when Wanda’s involved. It’s made with soft-to-touch silicone, super easy to grip and is totally waterproof. Plus, the Wanda is whisper-quiet, so your housemate won’t hear a thing when it’s in full-on O-mode.
Buy it from Girls Get Off for $99.
Or grab her in a bundle with lube, wipes, and toy cleaner for $149.
2. This clever little We-Vibe egg vibrator, which is designed for deep, rumbly G-spot stimulation with an outer tail that keeps it perfectly in place while teasing the right places.
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What makes the We-Vibe Jive 2 next-level? Its adjustable hinge, which moulds to your body for a customised fit, plus a remote and app-enabled control, so you can have fun solo or let your partner take over from anywhere in the world. Oh, and it’s waterproof too, so get ready to make shower time a whole lot steamier.
Buy it from Amazon for $210.
3. This Missy clitoral vibrator, which offers powerful stimulation that feels like mind-blowing oral sex — all in a petite, discreet vibrator.
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With 10 intensity modes, this vibrator lets you dial up the pleasure with just the push of a button. It’s USB chargeable, whisper-quiet and compact enough to slip into your bag, which makes it perfect for travelling.
Buy it from Girls Get Off for $149.
4. This Womanizer Blend, which combines groundbreaking Pleasure Air Technology with G-spot vibrations, giving you an insanely satisfying blended orgasm.
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The Womanizer Blend lets you dial up the thrill with 8 intensity levels and separate controls for G-spot vibes and air pulses. It’s waterproof, designed for one-handed fun, and with dual motors, you’ll be hitting all the right spots effortlessly. Plus, it comes in three cute colours, so you can ensure it ~vibes~ with your aesthetic.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $199.95.
5. This DeeDee Rabbit Vibrator, which is the divine intervention that’ll hit all the right spots and leave you wondering if you travelled to a different plane.
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Designed for those who crave both internal and external pleasure, this DeeDee thrusting rabbit vibrator is a triple threat with nine different modes. Its ribbed arm features multi-speed thrusting capabilities that promise jelly-legged moments you’ll need time to recover from.
Because it’s not as quiet as its smaller counterparts, it’s the ultimate toy for ‘at-home-alone’ adventures — and the waterproof design can transform any bath or shower into a mind blowing escape.
Buy it from Girls Get Off for $229.
6. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.
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The gist of it is if you use these babies you’ll not only exercise your pelvic floor (who doesn’t want a strong vag), but you’ll also experience intense pleasure when you’re next stimulated down there. The balls are super discreet and are almost undetectable when you’re using them — until you begin to move, which will trigger their vibrational power and well…maybe don’t spend too much time in public with these ones.
Buy it from Amazon for $82.37.
7. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.
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Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) — or, use the complementary app to let your partner take control of it and you.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.
8. This Tiff g-spot vibrator that’s ready to take you to new heights of ecstasy — whether you’re in the mood for internal, external or both at the same time.
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With 20 settings to explore, this toy may be pocket-sized, but it packs a powerful punch that’ll have you reaching for more. Waterproof, super soft and incredibly flexible, it hits all the right spots.
Buy it from Girls Get Off for $175.
9. This Polly bullet vibrator, which is the small, but mighty all-rounder that features a waterproof, feather-soft coating, and is perfect for all your adventures.
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Equipped with 10 modes and a USB rechargeable battery, this quiet little vibe won’t disturb your roomie while you enjoy solo or couple play. Polly’s non-intimidating design makes her the perfect addition to your collection, allowing you to focus solely on pleasure.
Buy it from Girls Get Off for $64.95.
10. This Fifty Shades inspired mini rabbit vibrator that’s just the perfect size to travel with.
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This handy dandy little rabbit vibrator looks a little less scary than the larger counterparts, but will get you there in so many ways (and positions). Don’t be fooled by its size, this baby has seven vibration patterns and three speeds, so you’re in full control of your play. You’ll be in charge of your journey, even if the destination is always ecstasy.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $139.95.
11. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.
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This dildo is six-inches, which is a non-intimidating size perfect for beginners. The head is defined and the shaft is fully bendable, so you can go to town with all your favourite angles, positions and movements to bring you optimum pleasure.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $30.95.
12. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.
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This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I’d only recommend it for those who’ve already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won’t be leaving your room for hours on end.
Buy it from Amazon for $329.95.
13. This happy rabbit wand vibrator that’ll most likely result in you having to change your sheets.
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This rabbit vibrator gives you everything you could possibly want in clitoral stimulation, which is perfect for those of you who adore the external pleasures of a rabbit vibrator, but not so much of the internal massage. The adorable little ears have 10 vibrational patterns and three speeds.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $149.95.
14. This simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.
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This waterproof vibrator has 20 different vibrational patterns and eight speeds, so you’ll be able to ride your way to orgasm an absurd amount of ways depending on what you’re into. The best part? Only the head vibrates, so you don’t have to worry about ending up with a numb hand when you’ve finished.
Buy it from Amazon Australia for $39.95.
15. These silicone butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.
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If you’ve been thinking about introducing the back door to your sexual rendezvous, look no further than these gorgeous butt plugs that will get you ready for the real thing — or just allow for an extra layer of pleasure to what you usually would enjoy. This set is made from stainless steel and they’re super easy to clean, so you can enjoy them over and over again.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.
16. Or if you’re more seasoned in that department, this adorable animal tail butt plug.
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Sometimes you’ve got to get dolled up for yourself and one way to do that is to give yourself a little tail to play with during self-care time. It’s latex and phthalate free, so if you have an allergy to either you’ll be completely fine.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $59.95.
17. This rabbit vibrator, which was probably your first idea of what a sex toy would look like.
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A classic in the sex toy industry, the rabbit vibrator does it all. Want to massage your insides? No problem. Want to give your clit a little love? This baby will love it down. The toy offers three speeds of clitoral stimulation and seven patterns for you to enjoy, while the shaft rotates in three speeds and can be reversed. It’s safe to say that this vibrator will have your legs shaking in absolute bliss.
Buy it from Lovehoney for $69.95.
18. And finally, this rose quartz massager, which will ~unleash your inner goddess~ — and is so gorgeously discreet, you’ll be able to keep her on your bedside table.
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Rose quartz crystals are all about peace, balance and connecting with your Heart Chakra, which if you think about it, is perfect in this form. This massager is made from 100% rose quartz, which essentially means it will provide the user with a deep sense of contentment and fulfilment. Both emotionally and physically. You get it.
Buy it from Amazon Australia for $149.
